Secrets Only Kids (At Heart) Know About:

1. the individual colors in a bag of Skittles all have identifiable tastes, whereas each M&M tastes the same regardless of color
2. lizard tails are a lot easier to collect than lizards
3. permanent marker mustaches wash away in half a day
4. bare walls need color
5. finger painting is practically the kewlest thing ever
6. bouncy balls explode on blacktops
7. vomit tastes like a mixture of worms, used bubblegum, and onions
8. only kids know how to speak fluent the languages of gibberish, coyote, and top secret code words
9. adults are beginning to copy kids with their preferably disheveled hair
10. crayons fit nicely up the nose and most kids have the luxury of fingers that fit nicely in black olives
11. kites don’t fly unless you run with them and send them sailing…